Ouch!
... Cute little tuner attached to the headstock - I wonder if knows why it's there.
... Wait, he couldn't memorize the lyrics to Cocaine?
... Come to think of it, I'm sure I've heard that guitar player before.... like at every Guitar Center I've ever been in.
... I admit I lasted a full minute - only wanted to see if a there were any projectiles or shouts "you suck!" (flashback to my 13 year old self and getting that reaction from my parents, brothers and sisters).