How's my Mic placement for this profile?

Put it a bit more on axis.

You could strap one over each ear as a headphone replacement.

If you want more attack bite, add angle.

If you want a fuller, more-phase-free sound, minimise the angle (perpendicular).

I want this profile!

This is exactly why I always loved tiny women with small hands

That's one of those SM-357 cannon mic's.

Dude, put a Royer or U87 on that sucker... c'mon, lmao!!