I'm alternating between thinking the 2000th post will trigger some sort of "Ready Player One" easter egg hunt... or a "Wargames"-like genocidal armageddon. "Would you like to profile an amp? How about Global Thermonuclear Gain?"
The Ready Player One reference shows you're 'up to date', so to speak. The War Games reference just says "I'm old."
I know because I read it in that computer's voice.