I've got the Boomer part down. Any tips on the cashed-up bit?
I mean, you know, besides avoiding strippers and supermodels.
Any student of the media will tell you that simply by being a boomer and by virtue of your avoidance of smashed avocado at brunch you will have a seven figure account in your name at the Boomer Bank just for those little Dumble-style indulgences. Just ask your millenial broker and he will hook you up toot sweet.