The Morgan's, Dumble's, /13's, Z amps, Twin's, Princeton's. Two Rock's.

There is a horn of plenty to test drive on a Tele.

Beware the Friedman's on the bridge pickup unless your into that sort of thing.

I did a lot of work for some of the Vintage Guitar Shows all over America.

We could tell you what kind of band the last owner was in by the belt buckle rash.

If the rash was from the bottom to the middle of the body it was a country player because they wear their guitars high.

If the rash was from the top to the middle of the body it was a rock player because they wear their guitars low.

We called them Ropers and Dopers.

If it has no rash it was a jazz cat because they have so many chords to play they have to sit down.

Hell Yes!

The Yellow Rose of Texas has a Scalloped Neck with Ultra Seymour Duncan Antiquity Texas Hot Pickups.

She can chime and grind.

Great Song and Well Played Sir!

On 4 separate construction incidents I've seen men killed by electricity and on 2 occasions lost arms and legs to it.

One night grounding problems on Mic's got me good.

While holding my strings on the neck I touched my lip on the mic while saying Good evening ladies and FUCK!!!! right in the kisser.

The audience was convinced I had tourette's syndrome.

Running wireless spared me one night when the whole band got zapped. The steel player's bar welded to the strings and he got knocked out.

I use wireless when ever possible now.

It's hard to watch a band mate get all lit up again.

Thank You lightbox for sharing your knowledge, you have potentially saved some lives here.

A Ferrari with cheap tires can get you killed.

Welcome Sir

Here's a starting point.

Try a restart without the computer if it's connected.

Welcome Sir

Well Played Sir

Peroxide gets blood out of a leather jacket.

How does it sound thru headphones? Any difference?

Slower than Cold Honey

It's never too late to Bust a Bad Guy!

Welcome Sir

Gimmie That Tone Man!