That's awesome. You've exhibited the very behavior you're lampooning in the same post.
not that i'm above lampooning myself, but i'm not seeing this, what don't i understand?
you seem to be asking questions like you are confused and yet offering advice anyway.
this love it or leave it attitude is helping no-one...
but enough derail...
meanwhile i was able to repeat this with 4 very different guitars.
- strat - dg-emg pickups
- asat - charlie christian pickups
- lucille - duncan jazz humbuckers, 13s
- godin lgxa - stock godin humbuckers
i used the kemper profile JMP77-001 (just the first kemper profile i found that behaved this way - turn off distortion and delay, crank the gain) and can consistently get the "suffocating alien" sound by playing high D (2nd string 15th fret) and bending up to Eb and slowly bending it slightly. with full feedback this even can result in the synthetic swoops we normally associate with aliasing. the pitch moves much further than i would expect, a microtonal bend can move it a lot, so maybe some other mechanism is at play...
i watched the input level and output level leds to avoid red.
i tried modding clean sense (no effect) distortion sense (also no effect) and presence (quite a bit of effect)
some presence boost brought the artifacts up front, though the character didn't change.
this is unsurprising, but might be useful for repeating the experiment.
i also was able to get the suffocating alien with the guitar volume turned down on all guitars, so i think the hot pickup idea is busted.
note that i didn't find this because someone else pointed it out, i was sometimes hearing these strange swoops in the opposite direction of bends and went to investigate. this is not the only way to get the effect, but hopefully at least is a repeatable way...