I remember when I had only 400 profiles loaded. I felt ashamed, weak, and unworthy. I got up to 1050 and was living, man. Pushing the edge! They said "you shouldn't do that" but I was like "Bring it ON!! I'm GOING there!!"
Then the Rig Manager came out. The Methadone to my Heroin. My profiles dropped to 800, then 600, then 535.
Then I got a FCB1010. That was like finding someone who cared about me. I found an inner strength. I realized that if I just kept 128 profiles for MIDI, knowing the 8000+ profiles were just a double-click away, well, maybe I could just be myself and not care what the world thinks!
But then someone on the Free Exchange put up some crack Bassman profiles, and I slipped. Please... Help Me!