“Hi I’m Raoul and I’m a Kemperholic!!!”
I already own 3 kempers and now want to buy the floorboard. I might have to sue kemper for me going bankrupt at some point 
Stop making such great products. Only kidding I have loved kemper since the day I brought my 1st toaster in 2012
"Hi I'm Nicky and I'm a Kemperholic."
I realised I had a problem when I started dreaming about all things Kemper. 
My last "paying" gig got me a $15 voucher to the food trucks at the venue (park) and for some reason I think I need to buy a second Kemper. . .
Kempers should come with a warning label like on cigarette packets: Warning the Kemper can cause addiction and you may not be able to stop playing and can affect your sleep 
and may cause you to call the job and say you are sick. 
