This would be a tribute effect to paults for all his help on this forum.
It would take your guitar tone to unrecognizable levels.
There would be a digital knob with various settings like:
1) Alien
2) Access Virus TI
3) IDK But I Like It!!
4) This Is A Guitar?!?
5) Mangleometer
With these parameter settings: Weirdness, Tone-Whine, Spooky & Unpredictable-Mix
Wish I had Photoshop. I could demonstrate this better.