Who exactly is their target market? Even with unlimited gear funds, that would not be on my wish list.
A shame that those who buy this will still be bad at playing guitar... 
Arab Emirates love all things gold. You should see their guitar collections. And they don't even play.
It looks like a side profile of a cartoon dog. At least the dog snout looks flat enough to hold a beer on it though. Eh. Pretty sure their target audience for this is going to be assholes.
It looks like a side profile of a cartoon dog. At least the dog snout looks flat enough to hold a beer on it though. Eh. Pretty sure their target audience for this is going to be the same assholes that buy $100,000 solid gold braided guitar leads.
You need this to go with the amp.
At this point, those designers are trolling the public with their crap. Thousand dollars audio cables, etc... that "new era of electric guitar culture" seems to be about throwing stuff at the wall and looking what can stick. I'd be ashamed of bringing this monstrosity to a gig, it's like the antithesis of rock & roll. Also, putting 12 mics in front of your speaker cones is not the flex you think it is. From the clip sounds, it doesn't even seems worth profiling, ha!
Played a gig once with some violinist that had this apparently famous, uber-tacky Swarovski crystal-covered violin or something. The stupid violin was actually the selling point of the show, more than the artist itself, yet it stayed on a rack the entire time with a spotlight towards it until halfway through the show where he or she (see, I can't even remember the artist) finally used it for like one song. It sounded like literally any other electric violin through a DI. The room kind of shrugged their shoulders, and the rest of the show went on with the normal violin. 15 years later I still wonder what the hell that was about.
Everyone will just think it’s the amp equivalent of a £30 Encore starter guitar…. The name alone says, “wide birth…” for many.
If there was one to try, to see what all the fuss is about, it’d be worth a few minutes.
Not likely to spend that much money on anything, let alone a guitar amp!
It looks bizarrely like a dolphin to me.
Perhaps you have to use a Sharks Fin pick to get it really moving the waves!
Pre-Amp
I don't know....I actually like the aspiration to make a tribute to the guitar amp and bling is not always a bad thing.
I say I like the aspiration because I don't like the look of it or the sound of it but that's about the execution rather than the concept.
Thats going to take alot of rootcanal work / tricky time consuming litigation by some dentists / lawyers to pay for !
I say I like the aspiration because I don't like the look of it or the sound of it but that's about the execution rather than the concept.
Wait a minute... I think that's how my wife describes me.
Wait a minute... I think that's how my wife describes me.
Now that's very funny!!
