Biggest Problems I've Had In MY Life After Buying A Kemper:
1) It doesn't weigh as much as an amp. The "congenital anomaly" my doctors swore I had with my back bones since birth has just got better and went away entirely. Hmmmm.
2) I'm not buying a few amps a year and a pedal a month. Because of this, we have more money in the bank. My wife is wondering where all this money went to in the past. I have some explaining to do.
3) Since I don't need pedals, and some of them are a PIA to sell (who really is gonna pay gas to buy a DOD yellow pedal?) I've been giving a bunch of them away to friends kids who can't afford pedals. My family now thinks I'm in the pre-suicidal stage, where you give away all your material possessions.
4) I disappear in my studio for hours playing quietly in headphones. My wife, not hearing the guitar amp anymore, is wondering what I'm doing in there all the time. I think she thinks I'm a pervert.
5) My friends come over and wonder where I got the "Star Trek prop", and where the hell are the amps?!? It made me realize I should have bought a Star Trek prop a looong time ago, because people actually think it's cool. How many years have I missed being the center of attention because I lacked such a key studio item?
In short I'm, in reality and perception: a healthy, rich, suicidal, perverted trekkie. Gee, thanks Kemper!