...insider jokes. nothing wrong with that in general, but there are enough already.
...please help yourself to as much food as you like and safe journey.
Now, that IS tight and doesnt sound like Rock 'n' Roll at all. All right, its your house, its your rules. I have to respect this.
Food for thought, though: A forum without any kindof "human, nice, funny and likeable community" will be very precise, technical and on-topic. But: the only reason to post there is when somebody is in trouble, found a bug, a flaw, had a crash or any other problem. For the unexperienced it will look like the product in question is nothing but bugs and flaws and problems. This is true for so many support forums for boring products like computer parts and such.